The Thoughts In My Head

This was a Facebook post I wrote last year when I had my cat, Kingston.

7:30 Thur morn: Cat headbutts me to get up and feed him, Fri Night: Cat loses fight with papasan chair, Mon night: Cat gets high on catnip and runs head first into wall trying to attack its own shadow, Tues Night: Cat farts in my face cuz I wont rub his belly. Tonight: Cat steps on my Cheesy Gordita Crunch! Moral Of Story: Be smart.... get a dog!~ ME FEB18.2010